Naked dating vid

Keegan can’t contain his enjoyment and lets lets his flag fly, if you will.

Ladies and gentleman, we have our first accidental boner of the season!

VH1 really likes to drive home its belief that this show is a “radical dating experiment.” At every introduction, the host asks: Will people put everything — from genitals to bad tattoos to glaring personality flaws — out there for judgment?

On last night’s episode, we finally got an answer in the form of Katie, who is the living embodiment of all VH1’s radical ambitions, the show’s raison d’etre.

She shows up later with a shiner and a thirst for revenge.

She bullies “Johnny Football Hero” (Keegan) until everyone except manly Scott slinks away to hide.

I fell into a deep hypnosis listening to him talk and talk while stress hives slowly crept up his back. Back at the Jungle Villa, things go from porno to PSA as Keegan turns into a total alpha-male meathead.

He takes one look at poor Dan, gingerly sipping his first margarita like a 16-year-old at TGI Fridays and says, “I would have made that kid cry in high school.” His total jock-douche shtick is a huge turn-off.

Date 2: Keegan goes on a spa date with the overly confident Jesse.

Is it possible that this ankh-man is the ride-or-die dude Katie needs?

“Either way it’s a porno, no matter what we do,” she murmurs by way of pickup line.

This is the reason this show exists: so wildcard Katie can go freaking nuts. Date 1: When Keegan and Diane first greet each other nude it’s like the prom king and queen meeting to devirginize each other. Keegan even says awkward things like, “If I get turned on during this date, it could get awkward.” I suppose VH1 figures if these two norms can survive this level of awkwardness, they can survive anything, including spearfishing while naked. Let’s all take sharp three-pronged spears and jab them at things floating in murky water.

But first, let’s meet last night’s lovelorn hopefuls: Diane, who seems plain old pretty nice and really normal. He’s shy and muscly, and readily admits that he would marry and impregnate a girl he met on the show. Keegan’s catch of the day is woefully small, and he says sadly, “He looked bigger under there, didn’t he?

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